When the dick smaller than what that nigga talked it up to be
When you pull down her pants and it smells like left out chitlins
When he asks you if you came
When she say she dont suck dick but asks you to eat her out
When he tell you he just needs time to get it up
When she hypes up her head game but it feels like sandpaper
When his oral game consists of drawing out only the letters A-D
When she decides to converse after y’all fuck..
When he thinks going deeper is reading poetry
When she moans she loves you
When he cums in 2.5 seconds
When she tries to kiss you after she swallows your nut
When he says yo asshole look nice while fucking from behind
When you open the fridge and there’s an empty container
When yo momma talk about you to her friends
When your friends ask for gas money
When a first time weed smoker don’t smoke that blunt right
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”
i’m done with this website
38th Annual Grammy Awards, February 28, 1996, HQ
snoop’s hair laid